Normally, people set up those fancy BuyMeACoffee pages.

But honestly? I was way too lazy to:

• Make another account 🙄
• Remember another password 🤯
• Give them my details 🕵️‍♂️

So here’s the shortcut:

📸👇 Scan this UPI QR and send me coffee money directly 👇📸

Why this way?

• 💸 100% of your coffee budget actually reaches me (instead of some random website).
• 💤 Zero effort — for both of us.
• 😎 More authentic (and more caffeine-efficient).

💸 The Totally-Not-Official Tiers

• ₹50 = Instant Noodles Fund 🍜

  Congrats, you’ve ensured I won’t starve while procrastinating.

• ₹100 = One Actual Coffee ☕

  The classic. Fuels my brain cells for at least 3 hours.

• ₹200 = Fancy Coffee With Extra Sugar 🍯

  Because sometimes, basic coffee just isn’t enough.

• ₹500 = Upgrade My WiFi 📶

  Faster internet = faster replies = probably more memes.

• ₹1000+ = You’re Basically My Investor Now 💼

  I will literally dedicate my next coffee sip to you.